Well here I am in the library again under a sign that says SILENT AND LISTEN ARE SPELLED WITH THE SAME LETTERS. Quite ironic... Shouldn't that be spelt instead of spelled? These librarians are so wierd. At least the psycotic bint one is on maternity leave. Poor kid....

I am doing well with my chrimbo shopping! I only have Daniels, Lisas and Kats to find the others are either got or in the process of getting :) and its only 25th November!! I am really pleased with the stuff I am getting people. I think all of the prezzies will be well recieved :)

I went to alive TV on Wed. I was sound person on "Crrrimefile!" cool eh? This stuff is fun. The police guy was really very good as a presenter: natural, commanding, fun and a great voice, very rich and deep. Our presenter guy Matthew was also very good. He was quite nervous of course but there is something endearing about his speech impediment.

I hope I eventually get good at camerawork. I really need to improve for the 21st if I am to blag a camera sot. I still have visions of doing the intorduction thing but I have a feeling that if I actually did it t would be far lamer than I imagine. I also keep thinking about the band spot on the weekends. I know I could get myself a spot doing a solo act or something with becky but would I really want to? So much pressure. It would be like the time I did the piano solo on a talent thingie at HH. Hands so sweaty they slipped on the keys, that weird ache in my stomach, shaking like one of those massage chairs..... still you gotta hand it to me for covering up that messup with a ridiculous arpegio, not even in the right key!

Maybe its best that being a musical person inside me stays there. Its good to have dreams :) I will just keep up writing self important crappy songs and having a good time :) maybe I will actually get round to getting Becky in on the act.

I am running out of things to write now....

Ah yes. The game Quadrapop on my mobile [a shameless undersea ripoff of tetris and bust-a-move] is becoming very addictive. Now all of my scores are over 20000 with the top score over 50000. It must have taken me 15-20 mins to get a score like that. Its consuming my mind! Haha!

I stole an employees handbook from work he other day. It makes interesting reading. I estimate that I should have been fired at least 7 times for seperate "breeches of company policy" including underinging prices, serving friends and most hilariously "divulging trade secrets". May I take this opportunity to continue the trend.... LARGE COKES ONLY TAKE 2P TO MAKE AND I HAVE A STRICT CONVERSATIONAL CODE (SUCH AS ASKING IF THEY WANT A COKE INSTEAD OF A DRINK) TO SPEED THINGS UP AND SQUEEZE MONEY FROM PEOPLE. I ALSO HAVE TO SUGGESTIVE SELL AT LEAST ONCE IN THE CONVERSATION IF I THINK WE WONT GET SUED. There. That is better. I also discovered that I am forbidden from speaking to the media because "comments can be taken out of context and twisted to use against the company. We can expect regular attack ffrom the media." Cool eh? Hmmmm. Alive TV + McDonalds = HAHAHAAA!!!

On that insane note, I bid you farewell. :D