I need a good rant.

Ahem.

I HATE CHUFFIN CIGGARETTES!!!

Why oh fucking why do people smoke? Ok. Lets balance this up objectively

For

It calms you down
It can make you look cool if you look like a 50s Film Noir Star

Against

It costs loads of money
It sends your hands yellow
It sends your teeth yellow
It makes you hum of smoke
It is addictive
You slowly poison your body
You reduce your oxygen carrying capacity
You destroy your lung lining
You can get gangrene and lose your limbs
And of course you can get cancer

Now. Why would any balanced person believe that smoking was a good idea? The media probably. They quite rightly spend time writing about the dangers of smoking. This has caused obnoxious idiots to believe that they are now martyrs for peoples rights.

"Its my right to smoke I can do what I like with my body" they claim proudly whilst slowly killing their children. Its your right to cut holes in your arms but we dont let you because it is irrational, stupid and uses up taxpayers resources.

"Oh we smokers give up loads of money in tax to cover our NHS costs". True but not nearly enough to cover the bill. Did you know that 1/4 of all NHS costs are on smoking related illneses?

It does my fucking nut when some prick stands in front of me saying: "Your just trying to take away my rights".

All I see is an idiot stood in front of me trying to look hard with a stick of leaves on fire in their gob.

You know what? It is your right to give your hard earned cash to some bastard in Texas who earns his chitty selling cancer sticks. Its just most people would think it foolish.

Ok. Rant over. Phew!