Look out! Old people eveywhere are having a revolution! I have seen it...

Why it all started as I was driving with Tina a couple of days ago. Tina pulled a bit quickly in front of this old man and as he drove past in his old rover his wife gave us the finger! And it didnt end there... oh no...

A middle aged conservative looking housewife pulled up into the drive through with some interesting albums on the passenger seat. "Hard Trance", "Frantic 3"? These were clearly hers as they were tossed on the seat as if she had just rifled through them. Bizzarre...

And then on the way home an old man came screaming past me in some old estate with some hardcore frantic rave blasting out. What was going on?

Then to top it all this old man an his accomplice tear past me with a sainsburies trolley, trying to make it aay from the store without anybody noticing that the £100 shopping trolley was about to go AWOL.

I urge you all, stay away from old people! I think they are plotting to take over the world!