Again too much has happened to write a proper blog but perhaps I can give you some highlights of this birthday weekend :D

• Keith made what is possibly the greatest cake ever to be made. Ever. [Look above!] Made with 2 Kg butter, 1 Kg Sugar, 5 whole bottles of food colouring and 2 big packs of smarties. Mr Keith "I take a tray of pro plus at once" was shaking after half a slice. I didnt sleep till 7am....


Playing slaps with Keith at 3am, Keith moving has hand and me punching the wall. Keith subsequently threw a cushion at my head which I failed to notice and hit my head against the wall. Hardcore!


Exploring the halls at 4am and finding radnomers having showers. At that time? Why!


Going to play pool at 5am in the Junior Common Room becuase we had nothing else to do and werent going to sleep after that cake! Jim the porter came and asked us what we were doing "Hmmmm. Watching the Ashes!" He seemed to think that people might actually get up at that time to watch boring cricket!


Keith taking Becky's phone when she was asleep, changing the language to Slovakian, setting a yearly alarm for the next day entitled "Ho!" and taking various photos of his knees made to look like his derrier. When Becky found these pictures in the morning she came to me to express her trauma to which I replied "Yeah I was there when he took them..."


Going to Northern Soul - the best chippie in Sheffield at 1am because we felt like chips.


Scott programming into my LED display dogtag "Call me 4 sex [Keiths mobile number]" and then handing it to Keith. Keith was more than happy to wear this and yelled at various taxis as they drove past "CAAAAAAALL MEEEEE!" whilst holding up the tag. No calls yet...


Going to the grindstone to play pool and Keith finding a way to make the pool table with the whole ball rack lifted out of it to work. When balls were potted they just were shot at your feet! It did mean as many games as you like though...


Mike getting drunk for the first time and telling us how much he loved us all and then requesting whether anyone had a monacle. Actually I did!

Listening to Kat after she had drunk a lot of wine and became amazingly articulate and thoughtful! The newfound oracle managed to keep me spellbound for over half an hour just on the merits of her necklace. How amazing! She felt rather ill later...
Mike falling asleep in various painful looking positions and being stepped over in the night by people that actuakky needed the corridor for travelling purposes.
Being given a massive bag of goodies by Megan and Lizzie with amazing things inside including cardboard crowns, irn bru, vimto bars, boot slippers, 3 packs of chesty cough medcine (it was on offer!) and modelling clay!! We then proceeded to make a fortress complete with snail!

Fun was had by all :)

As well as this I have just checked my facebook group "Jenny L froze my soul with her eyes". This is a group on facebook (Think MySpace but with everybody you know obsessively checking it twice a day!) that I created about one of our canteen workers. Her name is Jenny L and she is so darn scary! She must only be 5"0 tall but she is constantly in a stormy mood and is genuinely intimidating! I made a group about how scary she was and sent a few links to my friends. Now there are 63 members and randomers are emailing me about it! One guy even went as far as to take a really good photo of her (something which I have so far failed to do - she is too scary to get close to) and stick it on there!

Wowzer.

Well that'll be all for today, must get around to doing this songwriting presentation...