Why oh why wont Staffordshire University reject me!!??

I waited.

And waited.

And waited.

Then rejected 3 interview offers by not replying.

Then waited.

Then sent a reply saying i was no longer interested in my course by post.

Then they sent me another bloody letter saying that if i wanted to cancel my application I could phone or write.

I did write you knuckleheads! Thats why you sent me the letter!

So I phoned them up right that moment and they said "Right, we will get that processed for you then."

4 days later.......

Diddly

Squat

Nil

Zero

Neight

GAH!

All they have to do is look down a list on the net and click reject. Jeez. In the meantime I have to wait longer and longer making my chances of getting the accomodation i want at Sheffield smaller and smaller! Stupid Uni people!

Right. If it isnt done by Thursday I will phone up again cos this is getting silly.

*sigh*

Anyways.

Oooh I have been given a proper stint in the kitchen at McPondlifes! I can do all the kitchen but "chicken side" now and thats easy :D I was "pulling regs" just as fast of the rest of "grillside". Crikey there is a lot of McDonalds lingo aint there? Here are a few choice phrases you might like to know:

Big Macs - Big Smacks, Smackers
Cheeseburgers/Hamburgers - Regs
Bacon - Beer Can
Sausage - Swaggage
Pancakes - Mancakes
Make - Pull
Being the cleaner host/hostess - On DA
Double Cheesburgers - Dooblays
Washing up the naggy pots and utensils - Dive
Grilling more burgers than allowed at once - Illegal runs
A person that often works on the front desk - Till Bitch
The act of throwing something (particularly containing water) into the sink from a great distance - Waffle
Please refill the coffee/milkshake milk mix containers - Do me Daisys Udders!
Please take care to tell the drive though computer that you have completed assembling that particular order and are ready to assemble the next - TIMES!

Well those are some of the more interesting ones.

This holiday has been a little boring a little fast. The routine is generally wake at 11, play drums, play PS2, watch TV, sleep, work, repeat. Not good really. I have been trying to do a few odd jobs imbetween like sorting stupid Staffordshire out. I am sure there was something rather large that I wanted to talk about that I thought of a couple of nights ago.... Ah yes. It is a biggie. Can I be bothered actually to talk about something so ridiculously huge? Hmm no.

I think the nature a paradigms and the cultural impact of such things can wait hehe!