Ok. That comment was an advert.

Bitch.

It was a very clever one though. Although why anyone would need a guide entitled "How to tell if your spouse is having an affair"? Surely you would go as far as to find out by your own means if you suspected them? Ah the joys of capitalism....

According to www.psychtests.com I am officially in need of therapy. Apparently I have had "a brief psycotic episode but not enough to constitute a serious mental problem" and "some symptoms of OCD". Slightly worrying but I think the site is sponsored by psychotherapists so I will let it slide.

I have sorted out all of my essay crap and now have a wonderfully relaxing weekend to look forward to. Yay! Some jamming, song writing, mindless video games and then a big dollop of saturday night TV. The X Factor is becoming addictive. Liking reality TV is scary! Kate Thornton is sooooo ace and talented. I guess most people dont realise what an amazing journalist she was before TV. If I achieve half of what she has in my career I will be very happy indeed.

Ok. Enough of the masses of praise!

I am in one of those moods today when you feel things quite extremely. Why just this dinnertime I stated writing a song entitled "how to pickle your loved one" with Kat. Despite being ridiculous it might turn out quite well. How does the chorus go? Ah yes: "I gave you diamonds and my heart and then you clubbed me with a spade, so i embalmed your crumpled corpe in a well of lemonade". Haha! So stupid...

Anyway. I think i will go and make a quiz or something as a fun diversion. Farewell my illiterate public!